Apr. 27th, 2007 02:48 pm
alexcat: (Spamfanclub)
Are these words?

Liliana Webb -- Is fordyce this hammondsport
Olive Gamble -- do marengo yourself mentone

Spam tags

Apr. 27th, 2007 10:12 am
alexcat: (Spam)
I have nothing really useful to do evidently since I just now tagged all my Spam entries for easier reading. Well, the only other thing I had to do was iron~!
alexcat: (Spam  turkey)
I am Dmitriy Lukin I represent a top business executive in Russia. I have a very sensitive and private brief from this business executive to ask for your partnership to re-profile funds for investment in an offshore project such as oil and gas/real estate etc.

I will give the details, but in summary, the funds are in Western Europe. This is a legitimate transaction and this should not be mistaken to be any form of scam and if you have that intention do not write me back. You and I will agree on the best percentage for your management fees, if I am able to reach terms with you.

If you are interested, please write me back through this email address: and provide me with your telephone/fax number and your postal address and I will provide further details. A binding agreement might be necessary prior to eventual transfer of funds to you for investment. Please keep this close to your chest as much as possible; we cannot afford any political problems.

Expecting your reply.

Mr. Lukin
NB: Because of the sensitive nature of the transaction, kindly reply through this secure email:

More spam

Mar. 20th, 2007 09:27 am
alexcat: (Spamfanclub)
I found this one rather appealing too.

Sub for a Year -- Subs for a Year for alex_cat_45 (Do they mean sandiwches? or not?)
alexcat: (Spam  turkey)
This one reminded me of why I like bees! :)

Saul -- He said he can't stand bees himself and he's not sure why they're so into them.
alexcat: (Spam)
And yes it came all smushed together like this:
alexcat: (Spam  turkey)
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My name is Mrs. Jennifer Woodward, I am a dying woman who have decided to donate what I have to you/church. I am 59 years old and I was diagnosed for cancer for about 2 years ago,immediately after the death of my husband, who has left me everything he worked for.I have been touched by God to donate from what I have inherited from my late husband to the you for the good work of God, rather than allow my relatives to use my husband hard earned funds ungodly.

Please pray, that the good Lord forgive me my sins.I have asked God to forgive me and I beleive He has because He is a merciful God. I will be going in for an operation in less than a month and I decided to WILL/donate the sum of $250,000 (Two Hundred and Fifty thousand United States Dollars) to you for the good work of the lord, and also to help the motherless and less privilege and also for the assistance of the widows.

At the moment I cannot take any telephone calls due to the fact that my relatives are around me and my health status.I have adjusted my WILL and my lawyer is aware I have changed my WILL. If you are a Godly person, please contact my lawyer and he will arrange the transfer of the funds from my account to your preffered account.I wish you all the best and may the good Lord bless you abundantly, and PLEASE use the funds well and always extend the good work to others. Pls. Contact my lawyer, Barrister Brown Williams , with the specified email address-:


Please ensure that you copy all your correspondence to the two email addresses above.Please tell him that I have WILLED ($250,000) to you.
Goodluck in all your future endeavours!

Mrs. Jennifer Woodward.

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Jan. 15th, 2007 08:02 pm
alexcat: (Spamfanclub)
Fifth Third Bank -- Fifth Third Bank reminder: account secure confirmation.

Fifth Third Bank? Come on! Surely they can do better than that!


Dec. 7th, 2006 11:09 am
alexcat: (Spamburger)
Rosamond A. Patton -- hit Baptist (I admit to have felt like doing this from time to time.)
alexcat: (Spamfanclub)
Arroyo Sergio -- Why so small sausage man?

Why indeed? LOL!
alexcat: (Spamfanclub)
Wayne Espinoza -- was by fishwife (uh okkk )

Elva -- intransigent flatworm (why would anyone open an email with this subject?)

kipp shurlocke -- Sweeter tasting sperm (from [ profile] larian) I have no comment at all.
alexcat: (Spamfanclub)
A spam

This one just made me smile for some reason:

Violet Turner -- bowlegged

Reminded me of this little ditty:

I love to go swimmin'
with bow legged women
And swim between their legs...

It does not take much to amuse me.

OH can anyone tell me what character on what sitcom sang this... in the late 70s, early 80s?
alexcat: (Spamfanclub)
Here are a couple of mine:

Jesus Sullivan --Regards from Online phermatceucials (Jesus is Irish? And just WHAT are phermatceucicals?)
Thomas Butler --take money from the bank like candy from a baby (I thought this one should be from Clyde Barrow maybe!)

Some XXX ones from [ profile] arhtvaineth:

Robertson - I have ssex much longer, because I take Exxtra-Time!
Imelda - Be delighted with Imagine that this is bigger and moreover, stays big forever!
wet wendy - LetsHookUp 4Sexx

And one from [ profile] luin77 with her comment: - All her plans will be disconcerted when she sees your new dick given you by Penis Enlarge Patch. (I wonder if Dori is related to Fidel?)
alexcat: (Spam  turkey)
Rodney -- Be delighted with Imagine that this is bigger and moreover, stays big forever!
alexcat: (Spam  turkey)
Johnny Godfrey --manure enlightening
Ora Bermudez --Your health, opossum wood

One from [ profile] luin77: -- The head of your ppenis is so sensitive
(A stuttering one at that)

And a bunch from [ profile] arthvaineth:
Leo Hawkins: forehead and (and What??)
Diann: I don't want to become bald
Ruth Acosta: flea market ridiculous
Angelique: Any med for your girl to be happy
Barney Greene:sexy baby and bad erection?
Bev:Ouch18inchs--HasToHurt (18Inchs of what? Hurt what?)


Jul. 9th, 2006 11:07 pm
alexcat: (Spam)
Sam Gamgee would like this one:
Horatius Oliphant --jeeyq VIzAGRA

And a few from Arthvaineth:

18_and_looking4fun : WannaGet TogetherAnd HaveSome XRatedFun?
RockHardErections : ExplodingOrgasms - MorePotency
Asklepios Sosa : corncockl
alexcat: (Spamfanclub) - Earn degrees from prestigious universities, no homework necessary



Jul. 4th, 2006 09:13 am
alexcat: (Spam  turkey)
Here are a few from Arthvaineth and myself:

moeboyar --Your wife prefers your dog’s penis to yours? (NO comment)
Gwendolen Numbers --broth attuned (attuneed broth???)
Marian Orr --trod blue cheese (wouldn't that be messy?)

Some SPAM from Arthvaineth with her comments:

Wao!!! Got a very hot spam: HotChik - LookingFor NoStrings Crazy S E X
Moses - enj0y s-3-x life (Just the name, well Moses is man anyway. XD)
Amparo - New Rock hard manhood, multiple explosions and several times more semen volume (Very NAUGHTY)
Gomes - Do you wish to increase your volume by up to 500%?
alexcat: (Spamfanclub)
This one just tickled me:

Etta Crouch --zucchini


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