Alex's This and That

I have nothing really useful to do evidently since I just now tagged all my Spam entries for easier reading. Well, the only other thing I had to do was iron~!

I found this one rather appealing too.

Sub for a Year -- Subs for a Year for alex_cat_45 (Do they mean sandiwches? or not?)

Adele Garrett -- A as rutabaga

"newest_reply@terra.es" <newest_reply@terra.es>
Subject: GREETINGS IN THE NAME OF GOD (YOU'VE BEEN FAVOURED)


GOOD DAY TO YOU ,
GREETINGS IN THE NAME OF GOD,
My name is Mrs. Jennifer Woodward, I am a dying woman who have decided to donate what I have to you/church. I am 59 years old and I was diagnosed for cancer for about 2 years ago,immediately after the death of my husband, who has left me everything he worked for.I have been touched by God to donate from what I have inherited from my late husband to the you for the good work of God, rather than allow my relatives to use my husband hard earned funds ungodly.

Please pray, that the good Lord forgive me my sins.I have asked God to forgive me and I beleive He has because He is a merciful God. I will be going in for an operation in less than a month and I decided to WILL/donate the sum of $250,000 (Two Hundred and Fifty thousand United States Dollars) to you for the good work of the lord, and also to help the motherless and less privilege and also for the assistance of the widows.

At the moment I cannot take any telephone calls due to the fact that my relatives are around me and my health status.I have adjusted my WILL and my lawyer is aware I have changed my WILL. If you are a Godly person, please contact my lawyer and he will arrange the transfer of the funds from my account to your preffered account.I wish you all the best and may the good Lord bless you abundantly, and PLEASE use the funds well and always extend the good work to others. Pls. Contact my lawyer, Barrister Brown Williams , with the specified email address-:

Emial; williams_chambers_22@myway.com
TEL:+447031931257
+447031966413

Please ensure that you copy all your correspondence to the two email addresses above.Please tell him that I have WILLED ($250,000) to you.
Goodluck in all your future endeavours!
Thanks,

Mrs. Jennifer Woodward.
jennifer_woodward011@yahoo.co.uk



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Wayne Espinoza -- was by fishwife (uh okkk )

Elva -- intransigent flatworm (why would anyone open an email with this subject?)

kipp shurlocke -- Sweeter tasting sperm (from larian) I have no comment at all.

Here are a couple of mine:

Jesus Sullivan --Regards from Online phermatceucials (Jesus is Irish? And just WHAT are phermatceucicals?)
Thomas Butler --take money from the bank like candy from a baby (I thought this one should be from Clyde Barrow maybe!)


Some XXX ones from arhtvaineth:

Robertson - I have ssex much longer, because I take Exxtra-Time!
Imelda - Be delighted with Imagine that this is bigger and moreover, stays big forever!
wet wendy - LetsHookUp 4Sexx


And one from luin77 with her comment:

doricastro@hotmail.com - All her plans will be disconcerted when she sees your new dick given you by Penis Enlarge Patch. (I wonder if Dori is related to Fidel?)

Johnny Godfrey --manure enlightening
Ora Bermudez --Your health, opossum wood

One from luin77:
Hammonddesolater@writeme.com -- The head of your ppenis is so sensitive
(A stuttering one at that)

And a bunch from arthvaineth:
Leo Hawkins: forehead and (and What??)
Diann: I don't want to become bald
Ruth Acosta: flea market ridiculous
Angelique: Any med for your girl to be happy
Barney Greene:sexy baby and bad erection?
Bev:Ouch18inchs--HasToHurt (18Inchs of what? Hurt what?)

latrina@odv-as.no - Earn degrees from prestigious universities, no homework necessary

Latrina!?

This one just tickled me:

Etta Crouch --zucchini