Alex's This and That

Title: Ode to Joy
Author: alexcat
Fandom: Avengers (MCU)
Type: FPS
Rating: NC-17
Disclaimer: I do not own nor do I profit from the use of these characters.
Warnings: Weird
Character(s): Tony Stark/Steve Rogers
Random letter J for Joy. This is a strange one. I can't really explain it any more than to say I';ve had a weird day. Not this weird.
Archive: Ao3, Alex's Story Book
Summary: Tony has a strange surprise for Steve.

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( Ode to Joy )
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Title: Radar Love
Author: alexcat
Fandom: Avengers (MCU)
Type: FPS
Rating: NC-17
Disclaimer: I do not own nor do I profit from the use of these characters.
Warnings: Silly and smutty
Character(s): Tony Stark/Steve Rogers
Note: Random letter H. H is for Horny.
Archive: ao3, Alex's Story Book
Summary: Tony misses Steve and what Steve does to him.

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( Radar Love )

Title: Unzipped
Author: alexcat
Fandom: Avengers (MCU)
Type: FPS
Rating: NC-17
Disclaimer: I do not own nor do I profit from the use of these characters.
Warnings: Fluffy smut
Character(s): Tony Stark/Steve Rogers
Archive: Ao3, Alex's Story Book
Summary: Steve talks zippers.

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( Unzipped )

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Title: The Most Wholesome of Heroes
Author: alexcat
Fandom: Avengers (MCU)
Type: FPS
Rating: NC-17
Disclaimer: I do not own nor do I profit from the use of these characters.
Warnings: Fluffy smut
Character(s): Steve Rogers/Tony Stark
Note: W is for wholesome
Archive: Ao3, Alex's Story Book
Summary: Tony tries to read to Steve, who is being a little distracting.

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( The Most Wholesome of Heroes )

Title: Boxers or Briefs?
Author: alexcat
Fandom: Avengers
Type: FPS
Rating: R
Disclaimer: I do not own nor do I profit from the use of these characters.
Warnings: Fluff
Character(s): Tony Stark/Steve Rogers
Notes: U is for Underwear
Archive: Ao3, Alex's Story Book
Summary: Tony thinks Steve needs to modernize his underwear.

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“Cap, we need to get you some modern underwear. Those tighty-whities need to go,” Tony told Steve as he watched Steve pull on a pair of said underwear. “You look good in them, but you’d look even better in boxer briefs. Or none at all.”

“We all wore flannel drawers when I was a kid. They were awful. They itched and were hot. I like the,” Steve popped the waistband, “flexibility. Your cute little heart boxers are cute on you, though.”

“What size do you wear?” Tony asked him.

“No idea.”

“So who bought your underwear?”

“Um, they gave me underwear when I was at SHIELD. I think Natasha bought some for me a couple of times.”

Tony laughed. “Not even going to ask why Romanov was buying your drawers.” He paused. “I don’t do much of anything for myself and even I know what size my underwear is.”

Steve turned his butt to Tony. “Look and see.”

Tony pulled the elastic band out and looked at the ass underneath then he checked the tag. “Medium, it says.”

Steve turned around. “These fit well so medium it is then.”

Tony leered. “They do fit quite nicely. Take’ em off.”

Steve did.

*

After dinner that evening, Steve knew Tony was up to something. He was acting squirrely like he did when he wanted to ask Steve to try something new or go somewhere that Steve didn’t want to go.

“Spit it out, Stark. What’s up?”

“I got you something today.”

Steve knew that it had to be underwear. God, he hoped it wasn’t Speedos!

Tony handed him shopping bag from a Manhattan department store. He pulled out several pairs of boxer briefs in a light gray and a black. They didn’t look too bad. He saw something else at the bottom of the bag, something wrapped in white tissue with a blue ribbon on it.

He was almost afraid to take it out, but he did. He untied the ribbon and opened the paper. He had to unfold the cotton cloth to see what it was. He started laughing as soon as he did. It was a pair of cotton boxer shorts with comic book versions of Iron Man on the right half and Captain America on the left. He held them up to his body.

“What d’you think?” He turned to Tony, whose dark eyes had gone a little darker.

“Put them on for me.”

Steve obeyed and a few minutes later, Tony’s clothes were in a pile by the bed. Steve wore only his superhero underwear, but they were down around his knees.

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Title: The Sex Talk
Author: alexcat
Fandom: Avengers (MCU)
Type: FPS
Rating: PG-13
Disclaimer: I do not own nor do I profit from the use of these characters.
Warnings: Mention of teen sex.
Character(s): Steve Rogers/Tony Stark
Archive: Ao3, Alex's Story Book
Summary: Tony asks Steve questions.

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The Sex Talk

Steve sometimes wished Tony didn’t ask him so many questions. It seemed that he delighted in embarrassing Steve though he never did it publicly.

Like the question he just asked.

They were sitting at the table, eating cereal and both of them were checking news and such on their devices.

“Steve, how did you find out about sex?”

It wasn’t embarrassing in and of itself. It just made him feel backward and kinda dumb, when his world had been a little different than Tony’s.

“Bucky told me.”

“How old were you?”

“Um, twelve?”

Tony’s eyes got big. “Damn, that’s old.”

“Well, I kinda knew but he told me exactly. I thought it sounded awful. Shows how smart I was. How about you?”

“I don’t remember. I think I must have been really young. I knew when I was young enough to think it sounded worse than death. So how old were you the first time?”

“Twenty-something, I guess. It was one of the girls in the USO show. Usually, there was just lots of kissing and hand jobs and stuff like that but this one girl wanted more and I wanted more so we did it.”

“How as it?”

“Awkward, embarrassing. Musta been awful. We never did it again.”

“Did you have sex with Aunt Peggy?”

Steve bit his lip and stared at his hands a minute, then he finally spoke. “No. We – I wanted her so bad, but there was never time. I – she – so, how old were you?”

“Sixteen. At MIT. At a frat party and I was drunk, but not too drunk to remember.”

“Older woman?”

“Yeah, she was eighteen, I think. I never looked back. Especially when it annoyed my father. He’d been just like me though. Maybe that’s why we never got along. We were too much alike.”

Steve had known Howard Stark and he knew that was why they didn’t get along. Tony was so much like Howard that it made him feel déjà vu now and again when he was with Tony.

“First guy you were with?” Tony piped up.

Steve didn’t say anything for a moment as he ran his hand through his hair nervously. “Surely you know that one, Tony.”

Tony actually blushed a little as he smiled rather happily at Steve. “I don’t know why, but it makes me glad. You do learn pretty fast.”

Steve didn’t say a word. He knew there was more.

“For an old man!” Tony said with a smile.

Title: The Quintessential American Hero
Author: alexcat
Fandom: Avengers (MCU)
Type: FPS
Rating: R
Disclaimer: I do not own nor do I profit from the use of these characters.
Warnings: Silly
Character(s): Steve Rogers/Tony Stark
Archive: Ao3, Alex's Story Book
Summary: A magazine writes about Steve.

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( The Quintessential American Hero )

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Title: The O Face Talk
Author: alexcat
Fandom: Avengers (MCU)
Type: fps
Rating: R
Disclaimer: I do not own nor do I profit from the use of these characters.
Warnings: Silly
Character(s): Tony Stark/Steve Rogers
Archive: Ao3, Alex's Story Book
Summary: Tony and Steve talk about the O face!

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“So what do you think she looks like when she gets off?” Tony asked Steve as Natasha walked by the lab door.

When Steve didn’t answer, Tony looked at him and hooted. “God, you know!! You and the Widow? Damn, son!”

“You’re embarrassing me,” Steve told him.

“My God, I’d be afraid she’d break my neck or something.”

“Don’t be silly,” Steve said. “I’m stronger than she is.”

“I’m still waiting to hear about her O face.”

“Some people have no actual expression change, you know,” Steve said.

“I hope you don’t think you’re one of them. You close your eyes usually, and you make these wonderful sounds and your face, God, you’re so gorgeous and hot when you come. Usually makes me feel like I’m going to melt all over you.”

“What does my face do?”

“It goes slack but not in an ugly way, more just like you stop everything to feel the bliss.”

“You’re coming close to waxing poetic about coming.” Steve was laughing.

“So what do I look like?” Tony asked.

“You always looked amazed, like you’re shocked at how it feels. And your eyes go so dark they look black. And you sound like an animal. You growl.”

“So do you ever wonder about other people?” Tony asked, as he got up and closed the lab door, turning the lock while he was at it.

“Like who?”

“Thor?”

“You wonder about Thor?” Steve looked shocked.

“Don’t you?” Tony asked.

“Well, he kissed me once but there was no O,” Steve admitted.

“And here I thought you were some sort of, uh, righteous guy. Who else have you snogged or better yet, seen their O face?’

“Um, that’s it, mostly,” Steve said kind of evasively.

“Mostly?”

“Sharon Carter, who lived in my building. We went out for a while. She sort of screamed and she looked like a wildcat.”

Tony raised an eyebrow. “Damn, Steve. You’re such a whore! I love it!” Tony crossed the room and stood in front of the tall stool Steve was perched on. He kissed Steve’s lips. “You’re my whore now and don’t you forget it!”

Steve caressed him through his pants. “Now about your O face…I seem to have forgotten what it looks like. I need reminding.”

Tony laughed and thrust his hips in an exaggerated way. “That I’ll be happy to do!”

Title: By Any Other Name
Author: alexcat
Fandom: Avengers (MCU)
Type: FPS
Rating: M+
Disclaimer: I do not own nor do I profit from the use of these characters.
Warnings: Rather silly and naughty
Character(s): Tony Stark/Steve Rogers
Archive: Ao3, Alex's Story Book
Summary: There are many names for penis! Most are awful!

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“So what do you call it?”

Tony and Steve were lying the bed, basking in the afterglow, as it were. Steve might have preferred just going to sleep for a bit, but Tony always seemed to need to talk. A lot. Usually about something silly.

“Uh, not a lot of reason to name it. ‘Dick’ works as good as anything,” Steve answered finally, mostly because Tony had that expectant look that said he wasn’t going to shut up until they had this conversation.

“What about cock? It has more of a powerful connotation,” Tony asked as he stared at the ceiling. “There’s prick and pecker, though neither of them sound very powerful though. One sounds like a needle and the other a chicken, which brings me back to cock. Tallywhacker, though I’m not sure at all what that is. How about gigglestick?”

The word made Steve laugh. “Does mine look like a gigglestick to you?”

Tony looked very serious. “Um, no, not in the least. As I was saying, there’s trouser snake, pickle, Johnson, junk…”

“Is this going somewhere?” Steve asked.

“Maybe, not sure yet. Love rocket, junior, willie, wiener, popsicle.” He paused mostly because Steve had started laughing again.

“I can’t say that most of those are very inspirational. ‘Tony, I want to suck your popsicle.’”

Tony said, “Say that one again in about 20 minutes and I’ll show how inspired I can get.”

“Something more dignified, more romantic,” Steve said.

“Romantic? Like in romance novels? Rod? Member? Manhood.”

“I like that one: manhood. Sounds strong, not like something you say to a four year old, like takllywhacker or weewee. ‘Put your manhood in me, Tony.’”

Tony laughed again. “My manhood likes them all. See? He’s trying to wake up but I’m using all my blood to think of names for your dick.”

Steve looked. Tony’s ‘manhood’ was certainly making a valiant effort. Maybe if he helped it a little. He slid his hand down Tony’s belly to the topic of their discussion, taking it into his hand and stroking slowly, up and down. He also leaned close enough to kiss Tony, a kiss that started sweet and ended in a rather more heated way.

Tony said. “You woke it. Now what shall we do?”

Steve licked his lip and without missing a beat, growled, “Put your manhood in me, Tony.”

He did and that ended the conversation. For now, anyway.

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Title: The Kinks of Mr. Rogers
Author: alexcat
Fandom: Avengers (MCU)
Type: FPS
Rating: R
Disclaimer: I do not own nor do I profit from the use of these characters.
Warnings: Mentions of kink
Character(s): Tony/Steve
Archive: Ao3, Alex's Story Book
Summary: Tony thinks he schooling Steve.

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“Kink?” Steve asked Tony. “Yeah, I know what kink is, but I’m kinda nervous about it.” He looked more than nervous. He looked like he might jump right out of his skin at any minute.

"You don’t have to do anything that you’re not comfortable with. We can try something else if you don’t like it,” Tony explained.

Some things in the modern world were strange to Steve and this was one of them. He’d simply never thought about it at all.

“Are lots of people into this?”

“More than you’d think, I guess,” Tony answered him.

“You?”

Tony grinned and shrugged. “It can break the monotony for sure.”

“What do you like the best?”

“Um, I prefer spankings mostly. Bondage kinda freaks me out.”

“What else is there?”

“Tons of fetish kinks. I don’t think you have a fetish. Mine might be hundred year old men.” He kissed Steve on the cheek.

“All right then, I’m ready.” He held out his hand.

Tony handed him a tablet. “Just click on which kink you’d like to read stories about and there will be a list of stories.”

“And they’re all about me and you?” Steve asked. “Really?”

“Yep. We are quite the kinky guys, according to the fanfiction writers.”

Steve put the tablet down and leered at Tony. “Maybe we are. Have you been a bad boy?”

Tony was surprised, completely and utterly surprised. He did recover quite fast though. “Uh, um, you bet,” he finally answered.

Steve read the stories later, much later.