At long last

[alexcat]

A spam

This one just made me smile for some reason:

Violet Turner -- bowlegged

Reminded me of this little ditty:

I love to go swimmin'
with bow legged women
And swim between their legs...

It does not take much to amuse me.

OH can anyone tell me what character on what sitcom sang this... in the late 70s, early 80s?