Writer's Block: Batter up!

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My husband makes pancakes sometimes on Sunday morning and I make sausage and perhaps eggs too. he makes the best pancakes ever and he uses the same mix that I cannot make them from! They beat IHOP all to pieces!

No kidding

I saw this on someone's status at Facebook:
"*not to self* it is illegal do kill people because their stupid."
I wanted to answer her that it's a good thing for her that it is.

#10 Rod

Rod

Well, yes it is exactly what you’re thinking. Another word for Jaiden’s, um, sword! I got it at a random word generator too.

Don’t you love all the goofy names that are given to a certain fixture of male anatomy.

Rod. Staff. Cod. Cock. Prick. Dick. Shaft. Sword. Organ. Member. Phallus.

And those are the less silly ones.

There is tallywhacker, ding-a-ling, dingdong, dong, Johnson, willie and the ever lovely junk.

Then there are the totally ridiculous ones: heat-seeking love missile, love muscle, 100% all-beef thermometer, the one eyed monster…
You get the idea. If I came from outer space and read this post, I would assume that men are the silly, less intelligent pets of women.
What are your favorites?

And are they the silly less intelligent pets of women?