alexcat | #10 Rod

Rod

Well, yes it is exactly what you’re thinking. Another word for Jaiden’s, um, sword! I got it at a random word generator too.

Don’t you love all the goofy names that are given to a certain fixture of male anatomy.

Rod. Staff. Cod. Cock. Prick. Dick. Shaft. Sword. Organ. Member. Phallus.

And those are the less silly ones.

There is tallywhacker, ding-a-ling, dingdong, dong, Johnson, willie and the ever lovely junk.

Then there are the totally ridiculous ones: heat-seeking love missile, love muscle, 100% all-beef thermometer, the one eyed monster…
You get the idea. If I came from outer space and read this post, I would assume that men are the silly, less intelligent pets of women.
What are your favorites?

And are they the silly less intelligent pets of women?