Alex's This and That

Title: To Swallow or Not to Swallow
Fandom: Avengers
Rating: Mature
Length: 388 words
Content notes: This is about what you'd think it's about.
Author notes: That was the ONLY place my mind went with this prompt. It's all talk.
Summary: Steve asks Natasha a question.

Title: The Deal
Fandom: MCU
Rating: Gen
Characters: Rocket Raccoon, Natasha Romanov
Summary: Rocket is not crazy about some human foods.

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Rocket watched Natasha make a peanut butter sandwich.

“Can I taste?” he asked her.

She divided the sandwich and handed him half. He tasted it and spit it out!

“Are you trying to kill me?” Rocket wiped his tongue with a paper towel. “Yuck!”

“Hey, we like them.”

“You people will eat anything.”

“I’ve seen you pawing through the garbage can.”

“You throw away perfectly edible food, better than this peanut butter stuff!”

“You’re in charge of the garbage. Eat what you want before you toss it.”

“Good deal!”

Both of them thought they got the better end of things.