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LJ interest meme:

LJ Interests meme results

1. 30 seconds to mars:
   Jared... simply Jared.
2. alexander:
   I have loved Alexander since I first heard of the conqueror in grade school.
3. babylon 5:
   This is simply the best tv show ever made, bar none.
4. fanfiction:
   I write it, I read it... I am it!
5. jared leto:
   Have you seen him? If so, I need not answer the question! If not, go look!
6. laurell k. hamilton.:
   Vampires and werewolves! What's not to love... well except for Anita.
7. lotr:
   The perfect story!
8. morten harket:
   Pretty and talented, oh yes... very pretty.
9. sean bean:
   The man! This is the sexiest man on the planet! Period!
10. slash:
    Boy love! What else is there to say?

Enter your LJ user name, and 10 interests will be selected from your interest list.

Is it ham? Is it meat? Is it edible?

NOOOO!

It's time for the spam report:

Raymond Draper --Desgres Besad On Lfie Eencrxpeie
I dont think Raymond can sell many of these, do you?

Santos Payne --re: You gotta heard this
I think Santos needs to learn English.

These naughty beauties from arthvaineth

Maxwell Wright - Don't be the "little guy" in the club
Do men have clubs to compare?

The rest are hers too with her comments!

Nathaniel - Adventure
(What kind of the adventure is? I wonder ;)

N0rNy Wifey - Wanted: AllNightSex
HornDogWife - HornyHousewives NeedYou
(Why I always get honrny wife?? I don't want women, I want ELVES!! Male, please. )

TheErectionHelp - Fw:theErectionFormula
(No comment on this one...)

AreYouGettingOlder@msn.ca - time to insure YourLofe -- freeQuote.
(I may need this one *grin*)


That is all! OOOH have any of you gotten spam on Yahoo messenger like those 'I was the King of _____
and I will make you rich if you send me your bank account info so I can reclaim my throne...' ones?
I'll have to start saving those too.

EDIT: A late entry:

Jenni Jantz Re: your VetAGRA
Is this for your dog or cat? Hmmmmm...

FIC: Lord Celeborn's Book 23/29 (lotr)

Title: Lord Celeborn's Book 23/?
Type: FCSlash
Author: Alex (alex_cat_45@yahoo.com)
Rating: NC-17
Disclaimer: These are not my characters and I do not profit from their use.
Warning: Incest
Beta: Larian Elensar
Cast: Elladan/Elrohir/Erestor, Elladan/Elrohir
Timeline: Sometime before LOTR
Archive: Of Elves and Men
Author's Note: They’re just so pretty.
Spoilers: None
Summary: Erestor’s stealing the Book fascinates the twins.

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Lord Celeborn's Book 23