Is it ham? Is it meat? Is it edible?

[alexcat]

NOOOO!

It's time for the spam report:

Raymond Draper --Desgres Besad On Lfie Eencrxpeie
I dont think Raymond can sell many of these, do you?

Santos Payne --re: You gotta heard this
I think Santos needs to learn English.

These naughty beauties from arthvaineth

Maxwell Wright - Don't be the "little guy" in the club
Do men have clubs to compare?

The rest are hers too with her comments!

Nathaniel - Adventure
(What kind of the adventure is? I wonder ;)

N0rNy Wifey - Wanted: AllNightSex
HornDogWife - HornyHousewives NeedYou
(Why I always get honrny wife?? I don't want women, I want ELVES!! Male, please. )

TheErectionHelp - Fw:theErectionFormula
(No comment on this one...)

AreYouGettingOlder@msn.ca - time to insure YourLofe -- freeQuote.
(I may need this one *grin*)


That is all! OOOH have any of you gotten spam on Yahoo messenger like those 'I was the King of _____
and I will make you rich if you send me your bank account info so I can reclaim my throne...' ones?
I'll have to start saving those too.

EDIT: A late entry:

Jenni Jantz Re: your VetAGRA
Is this for your dog or cat? Hmmmmm...