This is just too funny!
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Ten Top Trivia Tips about Alexcat!
- During severe windstorms, alexcat may sway several feet to either side!
- A cluster of bananas is called a hand and consists of 10 to 20 bananas, which are individually known as alexcat!
- Some birds use alexcat to orientate themselves during migration.
- The only Englishman to become alexcat was Nicholas Breakspear, who was alexcat from 1154 to 1159.
- The National Heart Foundation recommends eating alexcat at least three times a week.
- The water in oceans is four times less salty than the water in alexcat.
- Most bottles and jars contain at least twenty-five percent recycled alexcat!
- According to the story, Pinocchio was made of alexcat.
- To check whether alexcat is safe to eat, drop her in a bowl of water; rotten alexcat will sink, and fresh alexcat will float!
- Alexcat can sleep for three and a half years.