"It's a funny old world, idn't it?" Jack Sparrow

I saw on the news this morning that some conservative Christian groups have said that Spongebob Square Pants is...

GAY!

He is evidently being used in a video called We are Family to promote tolerance (of everyone, is my understanding) along with other notorious and nefarious folks like Barney the dinosaur and Big Bird, and well known outlaws likes Whoopie Goldberg.

I guess this ranks him up there with the boys in Alexander and Orlando Bloom now! You know you've made it when they say you're gay!

Besides, he and Patrick are a cute couple!

Some folks need some real concerns... or perhaps a group lobotomy.