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Day 10 - Captain America's Junk (J)
Aug. 10th, 2018 09:41 amTitle: Captain America's Junk
Author: alexcat
Fandom: avengers (MCU)
Type: FPS-ish
Rating: PG-13
Disclaimer: I do not own nor do I profit from the use of these characters.
Warnings: silliness
Character(s): The Avengers, Steve/Tony
Archive: Ao3, Alex's Story Book
Summary: Some questions just have to be asked.
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There was a lot of speculation among the Avengers.
They had all seen the photos of young Steve Rogers, all scrawny and short. He’d gone from 5’7” and about 110 to 6’2” and around 200 pounds. Everything about him grew.
What they all wanted to know was how much everything grew.
“How would I know?” Natasha said to Clint, as they ate breakfast. “I’ve never seen him naked.”
“Can’t women tell these things?” Bruce asked her.
She looked at Bruce with her head cocked sideways and that ‘Black Widow thinks you’re too stupid for words’ expression on her face. “You’re thinking of Superman and his x-ray vision, Bruce.”
“Surely there’s been someone he’s, uh, been naked in front of,” Sam chimed in.
“Maybe Sharon Carter,” Clint said. “I heard they dated.”
Tony came into the room and all fell silent. “What’s going on? Talking about me?” He grabbed a cup of coffee and sat beside Bruce.
“We were talking about whether Steve Rogers’ grew all over when he got the serum.”
Tony couldn’t help but stifle a laugh. “You are all sitting here, grown-ass people, and wondering how big Captain America’s junk is?” The laugh wouldn’t be stifled and he laughed out loud. He also blushed a tiny bit. Only Natasha noticed.
She looked at him and winked. She knew and had for some time. Just as she was about to speak, Steve walked in the room.
“It grew. All right. Do I need to whip it out and show you all?” He said, not angry but maybe a little disappointed at their immaturity. His hearing was quite good and he’d heard their discussion as he’d opened the door.
Natasha bit her lip and grinned into her coffee cup, but she couldn’t keep quiet. “I think one of us knows anyway.”
They all looked at Tony and understanding dawned on Bruce’s face, though Sam and Clint were still puzzled. No one enlightened them.
Bruce just laughed and said, “At least, you’re all not wondering about the Hulk…”
And all eyes turned to Bruce Banner.
Author: alexcat
Fandom: avengers (MCU)
Type: FPS-ish
Rating: PG-13
Disclaimer: I do not own nor do I profit from the use of these characters.
Warnings: silliness
Character(s): The Avengers, Steve/Tony
Archive: Ao3, Alex's Story Book
Summary: Some questions just have to be asked.
~~~
There was a lot of speculation among the Avengers.
They had all seen the photos of young Steve Rogers, all scrawny and short. He’d gone from 5’7” and about 110 to 6’2” and around 200 pounds. Everything about him grew.
What they all wanted to know was how much everything grew.
“How would I know?” Natasha said to Clint, as they ate breakfast. “I’ve never seen him naked.”
“Can’t women tell these things?” Bruce asked her.
She looked at Bruce with her head cocked sideways and that ‘Black Widow thinks you’re too stupid for words’ expression on her face. “You’re thinking of Superman and his x-ray vision, Bruce.”
“Surely there’s been someone he’s, uh, been naked in front of,” Sam chimed in.
“Maybe Sharon Carter,” Clint said. “I heard they dated.”
Tony came into the room and all fell silent. “What’s going on? Talking about me?” He grabbed a cup of coffee and sat beside Bruce.
“We were talking about whether Steve Rogers’ grew all over when he got the serum.”
Tony couldn’t help but stifle a laugh. “You are all sitting here, grown-ass people, and wondering how big Captain America’s junk is?” The laugh wouldn’t be stifled and he laughed out loud. He also blushed a tiny bit. Only Natasha noticed.
She looked at him and winked. She knew and had for some time. Just as she was about to speak, Steve walked in the room.
“It grew. All right. Do I need to whip it out and show you all?” He said, not angry but maybe a little disappointed at their immaturity. His hearing was quite good and he’d heard their discussion as he’d opened the door.
Natasha bit her lip and grinned into her coffee cup, but she couldn’t keep quiet. “I think one of us knows anyway.”
They all looked at Tony and understanding dawned on Bruce’s face, though Sam and Clint were still puzzled. No one enlightened them.
Bruce just laughed and said, “At least, you’re all not wondering about the Hulk…”
And all eyes turned to Bruce Banner.