Day 31- Worse than a pak'ma'ra

Title: Worse than a pak’ma’ra
Fandom: Babylon 5 – Crusade
Disclaimer: I do not own nor do I profit from these characters.
Rating: R
Author: Alex (alex_cat_45@yahoo.com)
Type: 100 word Drabble
Summary: Gideon and Sarah find another of Max’s porn vids.

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WORSE THAN A PAK’MA’RA


“He was watching this?” Sarah asked Gideon as they looked at the grainy porn vid.
“This is worse than the other one.”

“You think?”

“Yes. Nothing is more obscene than a Centauri.”

“Well, the pak’ma’ra smell pretty bad.” Gideon wrinkled his nose as if he smelled one.

“Do you think he’s ever…” She let the sentence trail off.

“Max? I’m not even sure he’s had sex with a human. He might mess up his hair.”

“His ex-wife says he’s pretty hot.”

“Max? Do tell!”

Sarah laughed. “I think I’ve told you enough.”

“I’ll have nightmares for weeks as it is!”

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