DAY 4: 10 things you want to say to one person*

1. I could put all you know in a thimble.
2. Writing with you was a nightmare.
3. RPGing with you was boring.
4. You were a terrible beta.
5. Your kid didn't know anything because you ignored him all the time.
6. Try reading Goodnight Moon to a 2 year old instead of Tolkien.
7. Your Mary Sue's would put anyone to sleep.
8. I'm glad we aren't friends.
9. Why, yes, they WERE my minions!
10. Good riddance.

* She is no longer a part of the fandom. And she is certainly not here on LJ.