IN honor of the day

The Rules of Eating Chocolate

1. If you've got melted chocolate all over your hands,
you're eating it too slowly.

2. Chocolate covered raisins, cherries, orange slices &
strawberries all count as fruit, so eat as many as you
want.

3. The problem: How to get 2 pounds of chocolate home from
the store in a hot car.
The solution: Eat it in the parking lot.

4. Diet tip: Eat a chocolate bar before each meal. It'll
take the edge off your appetite and you'll eat less.

5. If calories are an issue, store your chocolate on top of
the fridge. Calories are afraid of heights, and they
will jump out of the chocolate to protect themselves.

6. If I eat equal amounts of dark chocolate and white
chocolate, is that a balanced diet? Don't they actually
counteract each other?

7. Money talks. Chocolate sings.

8. Chocolate has many preservatives. Preservatives make you
look younger.

9. Q: Why is there no such organization as Chocoholics
Anonymous?
A: Because no one wants to quit.

10. Put "eat chocolate" at the top of your list of things
to do today. That way, at least you'll get one thing
done.

11. A nice box of chocolates can provide your total daily
intake of calories in one place. Isn't that handy?

12. If you can't eat all your chocolate, it will keep in
the freezer. But if you can't eat all your chocolate,
what's wrong with you?