Dark's meme

Stolen from maelleconstance

Q: What is your name:
A: Alex

Q: Do you have any pets. If yes, what:
A: cat: Mick Jagger Fish: Bluebeard and Trent Reznor

Q: Do you have any siblings:
A: nope

Q: What fandoms do you "collect" from:
A: LOTR, POTC, Firefly, Star wars

Q: What brand toothpaste do you use:
A: Crest

Q: Favorite NON fandom book:
A: The Persian Boy by Mary Renault

Q: Do you write FanFiction/What fandom(s):
A: LOTR, Firefly, Anita Blake, Stargate, POTC, and a few more.

Q: If you were on Death Row, what would you order as your last meal:
A: Something chocolate

Q: (Looks at previous Q) What the hell are you doing on Death Row, what did you do!:
A: Killed someone stupid.

Q: Forest, Beach, Arctic or Desert:
A: Forest or arctic

Q: Favorite sexual position:
A: Um, never met one I didn't like

Q: (If you have never had sex) Favorite sexual position to write or watch:
A: I don't watch sex and seldom write it anymore.

Q: Favorite Alcoholic beverage:
A: Um, Rum. It's the pirate in me.

Q: Favorite soda:
A: Mountain Dew

Q: Cuddle/Snuggle or Don't fucking touch me:
A: Cuddle/Snuggle with hubby, most others, don't touch me.

Q: Favorite season (Summer, Spring, Fall, Winter):
A: Fall

Q: Favorite Lotr pairing (You may pick 2):
A: Gil-galad/Cirdan; Celeborn/Galadriel

Q: Favorite elf you would want to see naked, sweaty and soaking in a bubble bath (You may pick 2):
A: Celeborn, hands down.

Q: If you write, longest story written:
A: Lord Celeborn's Book

Q: Favorite Coffee or Tea...or both:
A: Coffee: I like most Gevalias; tea: most any tea but being a southerner, I prefer sweet iced tea.

Okay y'all, it's your turn.