alexcat | Jul. 21st, 2006

Jul. 21st, 2006

Someone sent me this a long time ago and I found it yesterday in my recipe files. :)

A girl & her boyfriend go to the pub. When it's the girl's turn to buy a round she tells him that she's heard of a wonderful new drink he simply must try.

She returns with the usual half of lager for herself. For him, she has two glasses. One contains a measure of Bailey's, the other, lime juice.

"OK, what you gotta do is, you gotta swig the Bailey's, hold it in your mouth, and then drink the lime juice.”

He looks a bit dubious, but she's very enthusiastic so he decides to give it a go

First the Bailey's, lovely smooth, creamy, warm feeling in the mouth.

Then he takes the lime juice.

+ 0.1 secs: The cream in the Bailey's curdles.
+ 0.3 secs: Boyfriend's face turns the color of fresh lime juice.
+ 0.6 secs: Boyfriend calms his stomach & swallows the gunge.
+ 1.5 secs: She whispers in his ear..............

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"It's called Blowjob revenge !!!"

You all know we've been helping out Sara's friend Shina and her BF, Randy get settled into a house and get jobs and food and such. Well, Shina loves to cook but really isn't very experienced. I'd love it if any of you could find time to send me a few of your recipes for easy and inexpensive things to cook. She also likes to bake and cookie, cake and pie recipes would be great too.

Just post them here or send them to me at alexcat @ livejournal. com (take out the spaces)

Thanks!