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My spam:

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The Spam of all SPAMS

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(I have absolutely NO comment at all!)

FIC: FCS: Lord Celeborn's Book 27/29 (LOTR)

Title: Lord Celeborn's Book 27/29
Author: Alex (alex_cat_45@yahoo.com)
Rating: NC-17
Disclaimer: These are not my characters and I do not profit from their use. Ohtarie is mine. So is the Book.
Warning: None
Beta: Larian Elensar
Cast: Orophin/Celeborn
Timeline: Sometime before LOTR
Archive: Of Elves and Men
Author's Note: They’re just so pretty. Larian made up Choosing Day and we decided it occurs exactly 3 months before Midsummer.
Spoilers: None
Summary: Choosing Day is the one day when elves can suspend real life and choose for one day to be with the elf of their dreams.

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Lord Celeborn's Book 27