I've not spammed in several days so there are a lot!
Fergal Pogue --wellgrounde 5218 (I'm glad it's not MY name)
Summer --I Swallow (no explanation needed)
Intermezzo U. Squabble --Losing weight has never been so easy ( want squabble as my last name too)
Jock Long --blindfold (can I use my whip?)
Extent P. Shinbone --Melt away pounds with Hoodia (the shinbone's connected to the...)
Desolated G. Contradiction --Try the new miracle weight loss herb (oh really?)
Chimp L. Evillest --Premier (poor chimp!)
Prehistoric I. Biographer --Premier (Just struck me funny)
From Athrvaineth:
Cassie Bowling Re: ANSWER (Answer? What answer? I didn't even know I ask a question??)
Major Gay - I hope you can handle him (Who will it be???)
And the capper:
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