The No-Hassle Day Planner for the Clinically Insane by MilesToGo13 |
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This morning, you should... | go for your morning walk, informing all other passing pedestrians about the importance of proper badger safety. |
Then, after lunch... | superglue your neighbor's cat to his head and sell tickets to passerby to come witness "The Living Toupee". |
Dinner will consist of... | a hundred shotgunned pixie sticks, and some heroin for good measure. |
Afterwards, you set off into the evening to... | howl at the moon, passing pedestrians, cars, small animals, and anything else that catches your attention. |
At the height of your madness, you will call | |
And the two of you will proceed to... | tag-team wrestle people as they come out of bars, whether they want to or not. |
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