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Glorfindel was excited as he ran down the hall to the library.

 

“Erestor!?    Do you know what day it is?”

 

Erestor hugged his mate and kissed his cheek.  “Of course I do!  We must hurry and tell Lord Elrond.  All of Imladris will want to celebrate this special day.”

 

They hurried to the elflords office and told him their news.  He, in turn, told the twins, Arwen, Lindir and pretty little Melpomaen.  Everyone gathered out in front of the Last Homely House and the excitement was thick in the air.

 

Altogether they said,  “Happy Birthday, Say Aye.  We love you!”

 

 Happy Birthday, Miss Say_Aye!

So what do you call a Penis?

claudi007 was talking in his LJ about how there were not a lot of good smut words... and he was a bit embarrassed writing smut.  So what words do you use for male body parts?  for what males do with their body parts? Tell me your smut words!   And I'll tell you mine!   *cheesy grin*