Gakked from Larian and kept because it had the word zounds in it!
We regret to announce the unpleasant death of alexcat, who on the 4th of May of this year was viciously ground to powder by several zombies. This unfortunate incident occurred in an adult bookstore behind an outhouse. The deceased was reported to have shouted "Zounds! I am undone!" just before expiring. alexcat is survived by a goldfish. Funeral services will be held the 3rd of next month.
We regret to announce the unpleasant death of alexcat, who on the 4th of May of this year was viciously ground to powder by several zombies. This unfortunate incident occurred in an adult bookstore behind an outhouse. The deceased was reported to have shouted "Zounds! I am undone!" just before expiring. alexcat is survived by a goldfish. Funeral services will be held the 3rd of next month.