GAKKED from ANU

LOTR meme:

One True Pairing Ship:
Glorfindel/Erestor

Canon Ship:
Legolas/Gimli. yep... Tolkien's own slash pairing.

"If this happens I'll stab my eyes out with a spork" Ship:
Gollum... nuff said

"You are one sick bastard" Ship:
Galadriel/Arwen... not with your granny!!!

"I dabble a little" Ship:
Aragorn/Legolas; Legolas/Haldir

"It's like a car crash" Ship:
Thranduil and anyone for some reason

"Tickles my fancy but not sold quite yet" Ship:
Arwen/Eowyn...

"Makes no canon sense but why the hell not" Ship:
Gil-galad and Glorfindel... when, how, huh?

"Everyone else loves it but I just don't feel it" Ship:
Sam/Frodo

"Hmm, I seem to read quite a lot of this" Ship:
Legolas/Aragorn... lots of authors write nothing else.

"When all is said and done" Ship:
Gil-galad/Elrond. Even Tolkien hints at this one...