2006-08-26

alexcat: (Meow from iconxbrothel)
2006-08-26 05:09 pm

Hahahahahaha!

Your Passion is Pink

Innocent and naive, you approach sex with a virginal mindset.
You tend to enjoy teasing and flaunting much more than actual sex.
You're a notorious flirt, and you can pick up anyone you desire.
As a result, your reputation is a lot steamier than your real sex life.


I don't think so!
alexcat: (Spamfanclub)
2006-08-26 05:12 pm
Entry tags:

At last, Spam!

Here are a couple of mine:

Jesus Sullivan --Regards from Online phermatceucials (Jesus is Irish? And just WHAT are phermatceucicals?)
Thomas Butler --take money from the bank like candy from a baby (I thought this one should be from Clyde Barrow maybe!)


Some XXX ones from [livejournal.com profile] arhtvaineth:

Robertson - I have ssex much longer, because I take Exxtra-Time!
Imelda - Be delighted with Imagine that this is bigger and moreover, stays big forever!
wet wendy - LetsHookUp 4Sexx


And one from [livejournal.com profile] luin77 with her comment:

doricastro@hotmail.com - All her plans will be disconcerted when she sees your new dick given you by Penis Enlarge Patch. (I wonder if Dori is related to Fidel?)
alexcat: (Quill_aglarien1)
2006-08-26 07:24 pm

For [livejournal.com profile] keiliss

Title: A Cure for Boredom
Author: Alex
Type: Triple drabble
Notes: For Keiliss! One good Mulder deserves another.
Summary: Fox is alone and bored to death.

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A Cure for Boredom )
alexcat: (Of Elves and Men__ Aglarien1)
2006-08-26 09:15 pm

For [livejournal.com profile] jaiden_s

Title: Sunrise by the Sea
Author: Alex
Type: Double drabble
Notes: For Jaiden_s! How could I not?
Summary: Maglor starts his day.

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Sunrise by the Sea )
alexcat: (Bad Hair by Luin77)
2006-08-26 09:21 pm

TMI


About Me...




Felt truly happy for a moment


Cried because I was so happy


Gone to a movie alone


Tried something new that scared me


Had an imaginary friend






Done any extreme sports


Been in a graveyard at night alone


Cheated on a lover


Lit one of my farts on fire


Wandered around at midnight alone



The 'About Me' Quiz at QuizGalaxy.com