Days 22 - 26 - Lots of stuff !

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Favorite Poets
1. Poe
2. William Shakespeare
3. John Donne
4. Emily Dickinson
5. Edna St. Vincent Millay
6. Robert Burns
7. Robert Frost
8. William Butler Yeats
9. John Keats
10. Christopher Marlowe

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Stupid Celebrity Quotes
Just in case you think famous people are smart
1. “I have a different constitution. I have a different brain; I have a different heart; I got tiger blood, man.” – Charlie Sheen

2. Cameron Diaz on science: “I’ve been noticing gravity since I was very young.”

3. “People think I have changed, and I have changed. I’m now the person I know I am.” – John Goselin

4. “It was totally different than being in a basketball game.” – Kris Humphries on his wedding to Kim Kardashian.

5. “I guess I’m gonna fade into Bolivian.” – Mike Tyson

6. “I can’t really remember the names of the clubs that we went to.” – Shaquille O’Neal on whether he had visited the Parthenon during his visit to Greece.

7. Britney Spears on Japan – “I’ve never really wanted to go to Japan. Simply because I don’t like eating fish. And I know that’s very popular out there in Africa.”

8. “I’m not sure about the parties. But whatever they have in Korea, that’s bad.” – Justin Bieber on politics

9. “I’d rather smoke crack than eat cheese from a tin.” – Gwyneth Paltrow

10. “Nothing tastes as good as skinny feels.” – Kate Moss

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Strange Celebrities’ kid's names
Frank Zappa gets the vote for most and best with the first four!
1. Moon Unit
2. Dweezil
3. Ahmet Emuukha Rodan
4. Diva Muffin
5. Zuma Nesta Rock (Gwen Stefani)
6. Poppy Honey (Jamie Oliver)
7. Daisy Boo (Jamie Oliver)
8. Kal-el (Nicolas Cage) This is Superman’s birthname.
9. Camera (Arthur Ashe)
10. North West (Kanye West and Kim Kardashian)

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Really Bad Blond Jokes
Apologies to my blond friends!
1. What do you call a skeleton in the closet with blonde hair?
Last year's hide-and-go-seek winner.

2. What do you call a blonde in an institution of higher learning?
A visitor.

3. Three blondes were walking through the forest when they came upon a set of tracks. The first blonde said, "Those are deer tracks."
The second blonde said, "No, those are elk tracks."
The third blonde said, "You're both wrong, those are moose tracks."
The blondes were still arguing when the train hit them.

4. Two blondes living in Oklahoma were sitting on a bench talking ... and one blonde says to the other, "Which do you think is farther away - Florida or the moon?" The other blonde turns and says "Hellooooooo, can you see Florida?”

5. Why did the blonde have TGIF printed on her shoes? Toes go in first....

6. Do you know how to make a blonde's eyes light up? Shine a flashlight in her ear.
7. Blonde: "What does IDK stand for?"
Brunette: "I don’t know."
Blonde: "OMG, nobody does!"

8. What did the blonde say when she saw the Cheerios box? "Omg, donut seeds!"

9. What do you call a blonde with a brain? A golden retriever.

10. A smart blond joke
A blonde walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer. She says she's going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow 5000 dollars. The loan officer says they will need some kind of collateral for the loan so the blonde hands him the keys to a new Rolls Royce. The car is parked at the curb and she has the title. It all checks out, so the bank agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan. The bank's president and its officers all enjoy a good laugh at the blonde using a $250,000 Rolls Royce as collateral for a $5,000 loan. An employee drives the car into the bank's underground parking garage and the blond departs. Two weeks later, the blonde returns and hands over the $5,000 plus interest, which came to $15.41. The loan officer says, "Miss, we appreciate your business and this transaction has worked out well for us all, but we did some research and found out you're a multimillionaire. What puzzles us is why would you bother taking a loan out for $5,000?"

The blonde replies, "Where else in New York City can I park my car for two weeks for $15.41 and expect it to be there when I return?"

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Historical people who interest me
1. George Armstrong Custer
2. Alexander the Great
3. Queen Elizabeth I of England
4. Anne Boleyn
5. Lawrence of Arabia (T.E. Lawrence)
6. Abraham Lincoln
7. Crazy Horse
8. Bill Hickok
9. Cleopatra
10. Thomas Jefferson