alexcat: (Halloween Alex by <lj user=elflover59>)
alexcat ([personal profile] alexcat) wrote2011-10-07 12:58 am
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Halloween post #1 and #2

I decided to post something Halloween for every day in October so since I'm starting late, I'll post two things each day until I'm all caught up.




Q. What did the Mommy ghost say to the baby ghost?
A. Don't spook until your spooken to.

Q. What kind of protozoa likes Halloween?
A. An amoeboo!

Q. Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
A. He didn't have the guts.

Q. What happened to the guy who couldn't keep up payments to his exorcist?
A. He was repossessed.

Q. What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
A. Frostbite.

Q. What do Skeletons say before eating?
A. Bone Appetite.