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FIC: FCS: The Arts of War 1/? (LOTR)

Title: The Arts of War 1/?
Author: Alex (alex_cat_45@yahoo.com)
Type: FCS
Rating: NC-17
Disclaimer: I do not own these characters.
Warnings: None
Beta: Larian Elensar
Pairing: Erestor/Elladan
Archive: OEAM
Author’s Note: This fic was inspired by Sharon’s Erestor with sword and Elladan with sword.
Spoilers: None
Summary: Erestor wishes to become a warrior.

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THE ARTS OF WAR

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mrshatz --How many times girls dumped you because of your small dick? (Not too often!)
Bessy Bryant --defensive rapist ( is that like a little pregnant?)
Exhumations C. Recanted -- Re: ( The name got me on this one!)
Angelica Obrien --unveil seaweed ( I somehow can just see this)
Yards S. Masochist --Re: (The name... ohhh)
Rusty A. Pig --Premier (and Rusty A. Pig gets the prize!)

And a few from Arthvaineth:
Dionne - It's a good day to view fresh hot-stufff. ;-) (Wonder what kind of HOT STUFF??)
Lanny Irwin - Payment #1389 (ID 2351) (I didnft order anything recently, how comec)
Rosendo - Get the freshest Every man wishes it.

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MutantDicks --TheBiggestDicks..InTheWorld (Do I need to say anything?