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This one I think I'll reply to
Its from a Mr. O. Ropher
Fri, 4 Mar 2005 8:24:54 +0200
From: o.ropher@lindonmail.arda Add to Address Book
Subject: MY CONFIDENT
To: o.ropher@lindonmail.arda
From Mr O. Ropher
TEL +12 34 5678
DEAR Alex,
This letter was borne out of my sincere desire to establish a business/mutual relationship with you.
I got your contact through Gil-galad (GG).
My name is O. Ropher the secret son of late King T. Hingol (the former King of Doriath) who was killed and mutilated by the Naugrim after an unfortunate business deal concerning a necklace.
Through, I do not know to what extent you are familiar with events and disturbance in Doriath but the pressure of war and other unfortunate events involving kinslayers drove my family and I out of Doriath into exile in first Sirion, then Lindon where we have been living under political asylum for years.
Sadly, my mother decided not to come with us, and instead sailed away.
Prior to her sailing, she handed me over a certificate meant for a secret deposit, which my father made in a security/finance company in Mordor the deposit that worth EN 25,000,000,000 ( Twenty five billion Elven Nickles).
This was the money paid to his corporation by it's Vanyar customers in the heat of the conflict.
He made the deposit in his name and also deposited it as a family tresures, with the hope of converting it to his personal use at the end of the deal with the Naugrim but he was killed when the conflict intensified as a result of his opposition to the dwarven forces.
I have contracted the Security/finance Company in Mordor to confirm the deposit and establish ownership.
Due to the sailing of my Mother, I have decided to solicit for the participation of an honest and trustworthy person or company that will assist in acting as my representative who will jointly signed the agreement for the safe keeping of the money in the security/finance company in Mordor.
The security/finance company don't know the content of the consignment, they believe that it
is Hobbitian silverwear. As contained in 2 trunk boxes.
Unfortunately, My mum who is surpose to love and assist me in releasing the consignment has sailed and left me alone why I am looking for your assistance.
I cannot do it alone due to being too busy with Anveren and GG and my total ignorance of the business world.
I shall also give you a kiss for your assistance to relocate this fund to your country and for re-investment while the rest will be kept in any account of your choice for inverstmant purpose.
i would have done the transfer myself as my name is written as the next of kin, but because of my present status in Lindon as GG’s mate i will not be allowed to handle such money or else it will be confisticated by Rachel if found in my possetion, and also i will not be allowed to open an account as GG’s mate not even to talk of buying cookies with it, these are the reasons why i need your assistance.
If you are interested in helping me out of this my present situation, contact me immediately through my email and i will funish you with other details you need to conclude this transaction and perhaps send you nude pictures of GG and me.
This transaction is absolutely risk free and of biliteral benefits as i have all neccesray legal documents backing it up from Cirdan. Really!
Please get back to me with your full name,tel.no fax no and also your home addres so as to enable me introduce you to the security/finance company in Mordor handling the consignment as my representative.
After all these you will then make an arrangement on how we are going to meet face to face, discuss in details and eat pineapple cookies.
Meanwhile, I cannot travel out because GG is busy spanking me for being silly.
I also hope that after everything you will secure a visa for me to join you in your country so that i can continue eating cookies on your sofa.
I hope to hear from you soon
Best regards,
MR O. ROPHER
Fri, 4 Mar 2005 8:24:54 +0200
From: o.ropher@lindonmail.arda Add to Address Book
Subject: MY CONFIDENT
To: o.ropher@lindonmail.arda
From Mr O. Ropher
TEL +12 34 5678
DEAR Alex,
This letter was borne out of my sincere desire to establish a business/mutual relationship with you.
I got your contact through Gil-galad (GG).
My name is O. Ropher the secret son of late King T. Hingol (the former King of Doriath) who was killed and mutilated by the Naugrim after an unfortunate business deal concerning a necklace.
Through, I do not know to what extent you are familiar with events and disturbance in Doriath but the pressure of war and other unfortunate events involving kinslayers drove my family and I out of Doriath into exile in first Sirion, then Lindon where we have been living under political asylum for years.
Sadly, my mother decided not to come with us, and instead sailed away.
Prior to her sailing, she handed me over a certificate meant for a secret deposit, which my father made in a security/finance company in Mordor the deposit that worth EN 25,000,000,000 ( Twenty five billion Elven Nickles).
This was the money paid to his corporation by it's Vanyar customers in the heat of the conflict.
He made the deposit in his name and also deposited it as a family tresures, with the hope of converting it to his personal use at the end of the deal with the Naugrim but he was killed when the conflict intensified as a result of his opposition to the dwarven forces.
I have contracted the Security/finance Company in Mordor to confirm the deposit and establish ownership.
Due to the sailing of my Mother, I have decided to solicit for the participation of an honest and trustworthy person or company that will assist in acting as my representative who will jointly signed the agreement for the safe keeping of the money in the security/finance company in Mordor.
The security/finance company don't know the content of the consignment, they believe that it
is Hobbitian silverwear. As contained in 2 trunk boxes.
Unfortunately, My mum who is surpose to love and assist me in releasing the consignment has sailed and left me alone why I am looking for your assistance.
I cannot do it alone due to being too busy with Anveren and GG and my total ignorance of the business world.
I shall also give you a kiss for your assistance to relocate this fund to your country and for re-investment while the rest will be kept in any account of your choice for inverstmant purpose.
i would have done the transfer myself as my name is written as the next of kin, but because of my present status in Lindon as GG’s mate i will not be allowed to handle such money or else it will be confisticated by Rachel if found in my possetion, and also i will not be allowed to open an account as GG’s mate not even to talk of buying cookies with it, these are the reasons why i need your assistance.
If you are interested in helping me out of this my present situation, contact me immediately through my email and i will funish you with other details you need to conclude this transaction and perhaps send you nude pictures of GG and me.
This transaction is absolutely risk free and of biliteral benefits as i have all neccesray legal documents backing it up from Cirdan. Really!
Please get back to me with your full name,tel.no fax no and also your home addres so as to enable me introduce you to the security/finance company in Mordor handling the consignment as my representative.
After all these you will then make an arrangement on how we are going to meet face to face, discuss in details and eat pineapple cookies.
Meanwhile, I cannot travel out because GG is busy spanking me for being silly.
I also hope that after everything you will secure a visa for me to join you in your country so that i can continue eating cookies on your sofa.
I hope to hear from you soon
Best regards,
MR O. ROPHER