25 monster jokes!

[alexcat]

Q: Why did the monster eat a light bulb?
A: Because he was in need of a light snack.

Q: Why wasn't there any food after the monster party?
A: Because everyone was a goblin.

Q: Do monsters eat popcorn with their fingers?
A: NO, they eat the fingers separately.

Q: What do you do with a green monster?
A: Wait until it ripens.

Q: What's a monsters favorite bean?
A: A human bean.

Q: How do you keep a monster from biting his nails?
A: Replace the nails with screws.

Q: What type of monster really loves dance music?
A: The boogieman.

Q: What's the book of socially prominent monsters?
A: The Book of who's Boo.

Q: Why did the monster knit herself three socks?
A: Because she grew another foot.

Q: What's the difference between a monster and a sweet?
A: People like sweets.

Q: What is the best way to speak to a monster?
A: From a long way away.

Q: How you can tell if a monster was in your fridge?
A: It leaves footprints in the butter.

Q: Who did Frankenstein take to the prom?
A: His ghoul friend.

Q: Why do monsters wear glasses?
A: So they don't bump into other monster.

Q: What happens if a monster steps on Batman and Robin?
A: Flatman and Ribbon.

Q: What game do monsters play with ants?
A: Squash.

Q: Did you hear about the monster who had eight arms?
A: He said they came in handy.

Q: What is a sea monster's favourite dish?
A: Fish and ships.

Q: Monster: Where do fleas go in winter?
A: Werewolf: Search me.

Q: Why did the monster knit herself three socks?
A: Because she grew another foot.

Q: What do you say to a two headed monster?
A: Hello hello.

Q: Why are monsters green?
A: Because they didn't take their travel sickness pill.

Q: Why do monsters wear glasses?
A: So they don't bump into other monsters.

Q: Who did Frankenstein take to the prom?
A: His ghoul friend.

Q: What happens if you cross a goldfish's brain with the body of a dog?
A: I don't know, but it's great at chasing submarines.