Reading Wednesday

I have not read a word so far...

I'm going to ask for authors and recs. I have limited eyesight so it has to be something I can read on my Kindle.

MY preferences are
Mysteries and cozy mysteries,
Funny romances (straight or gay)
Light science fiction
Light fantasy
Poetry . classic moslty but I do like some modern poetry.
Books about writing - similar to Stephen King's On Writing.

I really like the LJ Book Bingo that spikedluv posted on her page and I might do that if I get enough recs.