sex with Legolas

Naughty girl, your sex with Legolas would be kinky!
More power to you, after all, who says elves aren't
into bondage, hot wax and other taboo delights?
Chained to a wall in the depths of Moria is where
your forbidden encounter might take place as
you happily submit to the will of your elven
master.
Just be sure to videotape. ;)


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1. I'll respond with something random about you.
2. I'll tell you what song/movie reminds me of you.
3. I'll pick a flavor of jello to wrestle with you in.
4. I'll say something that only makes sense to you and me.
5. I'll tell you my first/clearest memory of you.
6. I'll tell you what animal you remind me of.
7. I'll ask you something that I've always wondered about you.
8. If I do this for you, you must post this on your journal. You MUST. It is written in the prophecy.

someone is older!

Happy Birthday,

Jenny!

May you have all the Pineapples

and Penguins your heart desires!

(and GG says all the elves!)

 

Fic: FCS: Never Erestor (LOTR)

Title: Never Erestor
Author: Alex (alex_cat_45@yahoo.com)
Type: FCSlash
Rating: NC-17
Disclaimer: I do not own nor do I profit from the use of these characters.
Warnings: Fluff.
Beta: Larian Elensar
Pairing: Erestor/twins, Erestor/Glorfindel
Archive: OEAM
Author’s Note: No idea where this came from, just another vision of Erestor.
Spoilers: None
Summary: Glorfindel had always thought of Erestor as asexual.

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NEVER ERESTOR

FIC: RPS A Brotherly Kiss (Brothers Grimm)

Title: A Brotherly Kiss
Author: Alex (alex_cat_45@yahoo.com)
Type: RPS
Rating: NC-17
Disclaimer: I do not know these men nor do I make any claims this is true. It is parody of real life and no profit is made from it.
Warnings: SEX, all sex.
Beta: Larian Elensar
Pairing: Matt Damon/Heath Ledger
Archive: Alex’s Story Book
Author’s Note: This takes place during the filming of “The Brothers Grimm” in the Czech Republic.
Spoilers: A tiny one…
Summary: A kiss is just a kiss…

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A BROTHERLY KISS

FIC: RPS: Popsicle (Alexander)

Title: Popsicle (sequel to Elephant Walk)
Author: Alex (alex_cat_45@yahoo.com)
Type: RPS
Rating: NC-17
Disclaimer: I do not own these lovely men.
Warnings: Incest.
Beta: Larian Elensar
Pairing: Jared/Jonathan/Shannon.
Archive: Alex’s Story Book: Http://www.ofelvesandmen.com/AlexCat/AlexHome.htm
Author’s Note: I promised a Popsicle.
Spoilers: No.
Summary: It’s Shannon’s turn.

Popsicle