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Title: Worse than a pak’ma’ra
Fandom: Babylon 5 – Crusade
Disclaimer: I do not own nor do I profit from these characters.
Rating: R
Author: Alex (alex_cat_45@yahoo.com)
Type: 100 word Drabble
Summary: Gideon and Sarah find another of Max’s porn vids.

~~~

WORSE THAN A PAK’MA’RA


“He was watching this?” Sarah asked Gideon as they looked at the grainy porn vid.
“This is worse than the other one.”

“You think?”

“Yes. Nothing is more obscene than a Centauri.”

“Well, the pak’ma’ra smell pretty bad.” Gideon wrinkled his nose as if he smelled one.

“Do you think he’s ever…” She let the sentence trail off.

“Max? I’m not even sure he’s had sex with a human. He might mess up his hair.”

“His ex-wife says he’s pretty hot.”

“Max? Do tell!”

Sarah laughed. “I think I’ve told you enough.”

“I’ll have nightmares for weeks as it is!”

~end~
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Title: The Lure of the Box
Fandom: Babylon 5 - Crusade
Disclaimer: I do not own nor do I profit from these characters.
Rating: G
Author: Alex (alex_cat_45@yahoo.com)
Type: 100 word Drabble
Summary: Gideon is sure he can resist the Apocalypse Box. Can he?

~~~

THE LURE OF THE BOX

Matthew Gideon looked at the closet where he kept the Box. He told himself that he wasn’t going to listen to it anymore. He wasn’t even going to take it out of the closet. So far it had only caused him trouble, more trouble than he knew what to do with.

But –

It had been right too. And it had been wrong. And it lied when it wanted to. The trick was to know when it was lying.

And no one knew.

It told him it would help him find the cure to the plague.

He opened the closet doors.

~end~
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Title: Conundrum
Fandom: Stargate: SG-1
Disclaimer: I do not own nor do I profit from these characters.
Rating: G
Author: Alex (alex_cat_45@yahoo.com)
Type: 100 word Drabble
Summary: Weekends can be boring at the SGC.

~~~

CONUNDRUM

Jackson was reading a book written in one of the Ancient language when Vala breezed into the room and sat on his desk, crossing her legs.

“What is it now, Vala?” He didn’t bother to look up at her.

“Let’s go to dinner. Or the movies, Or for a walk. Or anything.”

“Can’t you see I’m busy?”

“I can but I’m bored.”

“Go bother Mitchell.”

“Not here. Out on a date.”

“Landry? Teal’c?”

“Not here. Landry is with his ex-wife and Teal’c’s gone to the movies with Dr. Lam.”

Daniel sighed. “Chinese or Mexican?”

“Chinese. We had Mexican last weekend.”

~end~
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Title: Same Old, Same Old
Fandom: Supernatural
Disclaimer: I do not own nor do I profit from these characters.
Rating: PG
Author: Alex (alex_cat_45@yahoo.com)
Type: 100 word Drabble
Summary: Dean is surfing the net.

~~~

SAME OLD, SAME, OLD

“Dean, what are you watching?” Sam was constantly amazed at the strange and sick porn that his brother could manage to find on the internet yet he could barely check his email most of the time.

“Um, not quite sure.” Dean closed the browser before Sam could see any more.

“See anything interesting huntingwise?”

“Werewolves in Louisiana, claims of a chupacabra in Texas. Cas popped up healing the sick in some tiny town in Indiana. Oh and demons, always demons.”

“Same old, same old?” Sam asked.

“Yep, same old.” Dean opened a new browser and went back to surfing pornsites.

~end~
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Title: Enquiring Minds
Fandom: Babylon 5
Disclaimer: I do not own nor do I profit from these characters.
Rating: Pg-13
Author: Alex (alex_cat_45@yahoo.com)
Type: 100 word Drabble
Summary: Garibaldi has some anatomy questions for Franklin.

~~~

ENQUIRING MINDS

“So have you ever seen Centauri – um, equipment?” Garibaldi asked Franklin as they ate dinner one evening at the Zocalo.

“I’m a doctor. Of course I have.”

“And?”

“What?”

“Do they really look like that statue of Londo’s?”

“I can’t say.”

“I heard they’re like an elephant’s trunk: pre, pre-”

“Prehensile. Yes they are.”

“More than one as well?”

“Yes. Six to be exact.”

“Whew! Six? The Centauri don’t rule the galaxy? Why not?”

“Have you ever seen a Narn naked?” Franklin raised an eyebrow and smiled.

Garibaldi did a face palm. “We humans don’t stand a chance, do we?”

~end~
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Title: Sage Advice
Fandom: ST: TNG
Disclaimer: I do not own nor do I profit from these characters.
Rating: G
Author: Alex (alex_cat_45@yahoo.com)
Type: 100 word Drabble
Summary: Data visits Captain Picard for some advice.

~~~

SAGE ADVICE

Jean-Luc was in his nineties when Data came to visit him at the family vineyard in France. He’d just been given command of his own ship.

“What advice should I give you, Data? You might not have been born human but you have more humanity than most people I know.”

“When did you know you were ready for command, sir?”

“Five years after I got my first command.”

“So there’s nothing wrong with me?”

“Data, you’ll do a superb job. The job is learn as you go and you have a great capacity to learn.”

“Thank you, sir. I’m ready.”

~end~
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Title: The Reception
Fandom: Star Wars
Disclaimer: I do not own nor do I profit from these characters.
Rating: G
Author: Alex (alex_cat_45@yahoo.com)
Type: 100 word Drabble
Summary: Han is a plain, simple man.

~~~

THE RECEPTION

“Han! Come on! It’ll be fun!”

“Fun? Wearing monkey clothes and shaking hands with politicians? Leia, You’re nuts. I’ve been to wars more fun than that.”

Leia was working on her hair and jewelry, almost ready. “Han, I’m a senator. I have to go to the reception,” she called over her shoulder as she fastened the last clasp into her elaborate hairdo.

Getting her husband to act like something other than a smuggler was always a huge challenge but he was worth it. He was actually a good man.

Sometimes.

But not tonight.

“Get ready and let’s go, Han. Now.”

~end~
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Title: Evenstar
Fandom: LOTR
Disclaimer: I do not own nor do I profit from these characters.
Rating: G
Author: Alex (alex_cat_45@yahoo.com)
Type: 200 word Double Drabble
Summary: Some sorrows never heal.

~~~

EVENSTAR

The boy had seen the strange man in the forest more than once but he was afraid to tell his mother, afraid she wouldn’t believe him. Or worse, afraid she would. The man was dressed like men of old, in a cloak. His long blond hair was pulled back in a braid. He looked like a part of the forest.

The boy saw him again today and the man nodded and walked into the mist deep in the woods. The boy followed. The man walked a long time but the boy managed to keep up. He was sure the man knew he was being followed.

They came to a clearing and in the center was a small mound with a gravestone at one end. The man stood there without moving for a very long time then he laid something down near the stone.

“Goodbye, Undomiel. I am going home. I am the last one here. I grow weary at last. You have passed into memory but we will never forget you.”

When he had gone, the boy picked up the tiny pendent he left behind and saw the lights shining inside it. It was the light of the evening star.

~end~
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Title: Goodbye Sookie
Fandom: The Southern Vampire Mysteries
Disclaimer: I do not own nor do I profit from these characters.
Rating: G
Author: Alex (alex_cat_45@yahoo.com)
Type: 100 word Drabble
Note: Some people have been so upset by how Charlaine Harris ended the Sookie books that they threatened her.
Summary: Sookie and Bill talk about the end of an era.

~~~

GOODBYE SOOKIE

“You know what? People have threatened Ms. Harris because of the ending she gave your story, Sookie,” Bill said as he closed the book and handed it to Sookie.

“They all want things to go like they have in that silly TV show.”

“You are pretty hot in that show but then you’re pretty hot anyway.”

“Aw, Bill. I’m glad she got done with us. I got kinda nervous over everyone knowing what I was thinking all the time. But I think I might miss Ms. Harris.”

“Maybe she’ll drop by for a visit now and again.”

“I hope so.”

~end~
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Title: The Furlings
Fandom: Stargate: SG-1
Disclaimer: I do not own nor do I profit from these characters.
Rating: PG
Author: Alex (alex_cat_45@yahoo.com)
Type: 100 word Drabble
Note: The Furlings were one of the Four Races.
Summary: Jackson is asking questions, lots of questions.

~~~

THE FURLINGS


“Jack, do you suppose we’ll ever see the Furlings?” Jackson asked.

“How would we know if we did? We met the Nox and didn’t know. They looked like silly hippies with twigs in their hair. The Furlings could be fifty feet tall and blue for all we know.”

“Are you sure it’s not still in your brain from downloading the Asgard knowledge?”

“Do I look like I have anything in my head?”

Jackson didn’t say anything then added, “Go back to sleep, Jack.”

“Can’t. I’m awake now. Want some beer and cereal?”

“You’re right, Jack. Your head - it’s empty.”

~end~
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Title: Vanity, Thy Name is Holmes
Fandom: Sherlock Holmes
Disclaimer: I do not own nor do I profit from these characters.
Rating: G
Author: Alex (alex_cat_45@yahoo.com)
Type: 100 word Drabble
Summary: Watson knows Holmes too well.

~~~

VANITY, THY NAME IS HOLMES


“Watson, are you writing more of those dreadful stories?”

I smiled to myself. He complained and said that I fabricated too much the stories that they’ve been printing in the paper but I know that Holmes is really rather pleased with his newfound fame.

He says he’s not vain but I think he lies. He does have a few human failings and vanity is one along with pride, but that one goes without saying.

I saw him reading one of my stories the other day and saw a small smile on his face as he did so.

What a liar!

~end~
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Title: Unreal!
Fandom: MY Little Pony; Friendship is Magic
Disclaimer: I do not own nor do I profit from these characters.
Rating: G
Author: Alex (alex_cat_45@yahoo.com)
Type: 100 word Drabble
Note: Yes, I do love MLP!!! Hasbro has a new line of dolls and a movie about the Equestria Girls, the human counterparts of MLP.
Summary: Pinkie Pie does not love the new Dolls.

~~~

UNREAL

Pinkie Pie was running around in circles, ranting and raving in a way that was very unlike the usually happy pony. Rainbow Dash had urged her to talk to Princess Twilight Sparkle, who had new wisdom to go along with her wings.

“Have you seen them? They’re horrid and they’re supposed to be us but they’re girls, not ponies! The story goes that we go through some magic mirror and come out as humans!”

Twilight smiled gently at her friend. She had seen the movie and the new toys that were hitting the shelves as well.

“Remember, they’re not real!”

~End~
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Title: Bowling Night
Fandom: Stargate: SG-1
Disclaimer: I do not own nor do I profit from these characters.
Rating: G
Author: Alex (alex_cat_45@yahoo.com)
Type: 100 word Drabble
Note: This one refers to episode 8x15: Citizen Joe, in which Dan Castellaneta of Homer Simpson fame plays Joe Spenser.
Summary: Jack is up for some relaxation.

~~~

BOWLING NIGHT

O’Neill took the stone out of his pocket and held in the palm of his hand. It was Thursday. Bowling night. Joe wasn’t such a good bowler but the beer was cold and the guys were good for some laughs. Bowling night was his favorite night.

Sometimes he was at the barber shop but he felt out of his league trying to cut hair. Odd that no one ever seemed to get upset with him about their cut. They didn’t even act like it was strange that he sometimes had clue what they were talking about.

Time to go bowling!

~end~
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Title: Elsewhere
Fandom: LOTR
Disclaimer: I do not own nor do I profit from these characters.
Rating: G
Author: Alex (alex_cat_45@yahoo.com)
Type: 100 word Drabble
Summary: Sometimes Sam wishes there were more adventures.

~~~

ELSEWHERE

Sam and Rosie Cotton were the happiest of couples. He was a good husband and glad to be back in the Shire after his adventures with Mr. Frodo but every now and again, he woke in the middle of the night and wished he were elsewhere.

He remembered Bill the pony fondly. He missed Mr. Boromir and knew that he was a good man at heart. He missed the men and elves and Mr. Gimli. He even missed Lembas bread.

But mostly he missed Sam – who’d carried Frodo when Frodo couldn’t carry himself.

To be elsewhere just one more time.

~end~
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Title: Invulnerable
Fandom: The Hobbit
Disclaimer: I do not own nor do I profit from these characters.
Rating: G
Author: Alex (alex_cat_45@yahoo.com)
Type: 100 word Drabble
Summary: Who can hurt a dragon?

~~~

INVULNERABLE

Deep in the mountain, he sprawled out over tons and tons of silver, gold and priceless gems. If his kind could achieve happiness then he was truly happy. He was rich beyond any belief and all the villages he hadn’t already destroyed cowered at the very mention of his name.

He was Smaug. He ruled the mountain and all around it as well. He had many tons of treasure and he was all powerful. He was also invulnerable. Os so nearly invulnerable that no one or nothing could possible harm him.

No one could touch him.

No one at all.

~end~
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Title: Call Garth
Fandom: Supernatural
Disclaimer: I do not own nor do I profit from these characters.
Rating: G
Author: Alex (alex_cat_45@yahoo.com)
Type: 100 word Drabble
Summary: Dean doesn’t want to let Bobby go.

~~~

CALL GARTH

Bobby watched them. He wished he’d managed not to get killed. He surely hadn’t meant to. The idjits needed someone to tell them what to do and it was his job. Until he went and got killed anyway

“Call Garth,” Sam suggested to Dean.

“Crap! He’s not Bobby!” Dean sputtered.

Bobby wasn’t too sure about Garth either but the boy really was trying and not doing a half bad job of it. Bobby walked up to Dean and put a ghostly hand on his arm. Dean paused as if he’d felt or even heard something.

“All right then. Call Garth.”

~end~
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Title: Ivanova is God
Fandom: Babylon 5
Disclaimer: I do not own nor do I profit from these characters.
Rating: G
Author: Alex (alex_cat_45@yahoo.com)
Type: 100 word Drabble
Summary: Ivanova owns C&C.

~~~

IVANOVA IS GOD


“Ivanova is God!” the young communications specialist murmured over and over as he redid the reports from yesterday. He’d made one tiny mistake and Commander Ivanova had found it. Now he had to redo them all.

“What are talking about?” Ivanova said as she breezed into C&C.

“Just talking to myself, sir,” he answered.

“About me? I thought I heard my name.” She was smiling when she said it.

“Yes sir,” the poor man sputtered nervously.

“Very good. As it should be.”

“Ivanova is God,” she whispered to herself when the shift was over. She was still smiling as well.

~end~
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Title: When Watson’s Away
Fandom: Sherlock Holmes
Disclaimer: I do not own nor do I profit from these characters.
Rating: G
Author: Alex (alex_cat_45@yahoo.com)
Type: 100 word Drabble
Summary: Watson must find Holmes

~~~

WHEN WATSON’S AWAY

Holmes was gone when I got there. Mrs. Hudson said he had gone out on a case with Lestrade. That meant it was a police matter. It also meant I needed to find out where he was; he sometimes clashed with the higher-ups at Scotland Yard.

I headed to the police station and found him sitting in the jail. There he sat in his hat and coat beside a couple of the filthiest, smelliest men I’d ever seen, looking as if they were chums.

He nodded and rose to his feet when he saw me. “What took you so long?”

~end~
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Title: Marvin the Martian
Fandom: Babylon 5
Disclaimer: I do not own nor do I profit from these characters.
Rating: G
Author: Alex (alex_cat_45@yahoo.com)
Type: 150 word Drabble and a half
Summary: For once, cartoons just won’t do.

~~

MARVIN THE MARTIAN

Garibaldi wanted to be left alone. He’d had enough of everyone and their problems for one day. He just wanted to spend a little time with Daffy Duck and maybe Marvin the Martian and big bowl of popcorn. It was better therapy than liquor had ever been and all it did was make him dream about cartoon characters.

That was a small price to pay. Or so he thought.

He drifted off to sleep and the next thing he knew, he was looking down the barrel of Marvin’s Illudium Q-36 Explosive Space Modulator and Marvin was saying, "Where's the kaboom? There was supposed to be an earth-shattering kaboom!"

Garibaldi sat upright on his sofa, gasping for breath.

He searched through his vids for something less frightening to pass the evening. He chose The Exorcist and settled back for some spider walking fun.

At least it didn’t take place on Mars.

~end~
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Title: Sunshine
Fandom: Stargate: SG-1
Disclaimer: I do not own nor do I profit from these characters.
Rating: PG-13
Author: Alex (alex_cat_45@yahoo.com)
Type: 100 word Drabble
Summary: Cam wakes with company.

~~~

SUNSHINE

Mitchell woke up early, too early for his day off. He swung his legs over the side of the bed and it was only when he heard a groan behind him that he remembered that he wasn’t alone.

He put a hand to his face and closed his eyes. What in hell had he been thinking?

He remembered they all went out for dinner and drinks, lots of drinks. And he hadn’t come home alone. He remembered who’d come home with him.

“Wake up, Sunshine,” he called to his companion.

Jackson rolled over and covered his head with his pillow.

~end~

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